MAR. 5-9: JACKIE MASON: THE ULTIMATE JEW – The Farewell Performances at the Wadsworth Theatre

The reigning king of one-man shows on the Broadway stage, Jackie Mason brings his farewell tour to Los Angeles for the last stop prior to opening in New York. It's Jackie's 9th one-man comedy tour de force, entitled JACKIE MASON: THE ULTIMATE JEW – The Farewell Performances. This week, West LA's wonderful Wadsworth will be the epicenter of Jewish humor as mirthmaker Mason's monologue makes March merry for 5 performances only.

About JACKIE MASON: THE ULTIMATE JEW - The Farewell Performances

Jackie will once again be skewering public figures and interpreting current events with his unique brand of side-splitting hilarity. If it's in the news, it's in the show. "I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best," said Mason. "I am writing new jokes every day and soon I'll be telling them every night. Just me ... one Jew talking and that's it."

Sounds like Mr. Mason's new show could have been subtitled The Return of the King of Comedy. The show runs March 5 - 9, 2008. Running Time: 90 Minutes. Parental Advisory: for mature audiences.

About Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason is widely regarded as one of the greatest standup comics of all time. His one-man shows have garnered him a Tony, a Grammy, an Emmy, and awards from the Drama Desk to the Outer Critics Circle. For more information on Jackie Mason, please visit his website at jackiemason.com.

For more info on Jackie Mason's performances in LA, see broadwayla.org. Useful links: Box-office - Directions - Special Needs. Location: WADSWORTH THEATRE on the grounds of the Veteran's Administration, 11301 Wilshire Blvd, Bldg. 226, Los Angeles 90073 (1/4 mile west of the 405 Freeway).

Performance Schedule: Wednesday - Saturday 8pm, Sunday 3pm. Prices: VIP (Center Orchestra A-M) $103, Orchestra NN - XX $78, Center Balcony (A-F) $78, Side Front Balcony $53, Center Rear Balcony $53, Side Rear Balcony / Orchestra YY $28. Tickets: Online: www.BroadwayLA.org ; Charge by Phone: 213-365-3500 or 714-740-7878; In person: All Ticketmaster Outlets, Wadsworth Theatre Box Office (open Monday-Friday 9am-5pm), Pantages Theatre Box Office (available daily noon-5pm). Groups of 15+ please call Nederlander Group Sales West toll-free at 866-755-3075.

MAR. 7: EVERY MONDAY MATTERS PRESENTS BOOKSIGNING AND PARTY WITH A PURPOSE AT THE GROVE

March 7 is the date for a booksigning and "Party with a Purpose" hosted by the local authors of “Every Monday Matters” -- their first LA booksigning event

The two-part event, which benefits two families with children inflicted with leukemia, takes place at The Grove. First there will be a booksigning at Barnes & Noble at 730pm. (A portion of all book sales will benefit the families of Hunter Todd and Brittany Cooper.) Then folks will go next door to the Whisper Lounge at around 8pm for hosted appetizers, vodka, beer and a wine bar. Also, an amazing silent auction and live music are planned for the afterparty.

The booksigning is free to attend; a donation of $20, or purchase of the book at the booksigning, is requested for entrance to the party. A great evening is planned; more information available by going to their website invite at everymondaymatters.com.

MAR. 7: GEN ART PRESENTS THE NEW GARDE, ANNUAL EVENT KICKING OFF LA FASHION WEEK

by Don Rose

Gen Art invites you to the 5th Anniversary of their excellent annual event called "The New Garde" - their fashion extravaganza that has become an annual tradition - the big kickoff event for Los Angeles Fashion Week. This year, Gen Art brings the event back to The Park Plaza Hotel located at 607 S. Park View Street near downtown Los Angeles. The schedule for the evening:

Friday, March 7th
7:00pm-8:00pm: Pre-Reception
8:00pm-10:00pm: Live Model Presentations
10:00pm-11:00pm: After-Party

Gen Art's "The New Garde" is a fashion presentation featuring the Fall collections of three emerging designers each showcased in separate customized installations with live models wearing looks from each designer. This program has launched the careers of avant-garde designers including Jeffrey Sebelia and Kit Pistol (both of "Project Runway" fame), Geren Ford and FORM by Jerry Tam.

Designers:
JMary
Jesse Kamm
Le Sang Des Betes

But wait, there's more! This year, Gen Art and design lab A+R are teaming up to present The New Garde Pop-Up Shop. Score current collections from these and other rising stars of L.A. from Saturday, March 8th through Sunday, March 30th at A+R! Call 323-913-9558 for hours and information. A+R is at 1716 Silverlake Blvd., Los Angeles, CA.

Ticket Info:

VIP TICKETS
(provides VIP Champagne lounge access, gift bag)
Associate Producer & Higher Level Members: 2 comp VIP Tix
Other Members: $75 / ticket
Non-Members: $90 / ticket

GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS
Platinum Level Members: 2 comp tickets
Silver Members: $40 / ticket
Non-Members: $50 / ticket

Gen Art Platinum & Higher Level Members can rsvp via link below.
To become a Gen Art member, click on the link below or call 323-782-9367.
YOU MUST BE 21 OR OLDER TO ATTEND.
RSVP/Purchase Tickets Now!
Become a Gen Art Member!
For Press Inquiries please contact: Evolutionary Media Group at newgarde@emgpr.com.

BUZZ MUSIC: "TWO LIPS: THE LOST ALBUM" (aka HOMER'S BEATLES HOMAGE)

"TWO LIPS: THE LOST ALBUM" is the brainchild of The Simpsons' voiceover star Dan Castellaneta. Premise: what if you discovered a lost Beatles album circa 1967, chock full of pop gems? This would be it!

I just heard some tracks from "Two Lips" on Chris Carter's "Breakfast with the Beatles" show this morning. Great stuff! March on over to SpiralFrog (or Amazon or other music sites) and take "Two Lips" for a spin. Lovers of great pop music (especially The Beatles and The Rutles) will not be disappointed ("Dog Chasing a Ball" and "Disillusion Street" being two great tracks highlighted on BWTB today).

http://www.spiralfrog.com/download/album/466043/Two%20Lips:%20The%20Lost%20Album

MAR. 1: FREE HOTDOGS AT PINKS (GET IN THE PINK!)

A source tells The LA Report that PINKs, the legendary hot dog stand on La Brea just north of Melrose, is giving the first 500 customers on March 1st a FREE HOTDOG. Same source says this is all courtesy of the FARRELLY BROTHERS. A TV show promo, perhaps?

All we know is, here is your chance to get in the pink when you get into Pinks. Just don't blame us if the line is 500 strong when you get there. (Advice: early bird gets the 'dog.)