The LA Report Blog Web

Add to Technorati Favorites

Return to homepage:
The LA Report Blog


October 4, 2007

POEM: "LAtely" by Don Rose

LAtely I've been eLAted
Like eLAine on that Seincom
when she'd push Jerry with that patented shove.
Now that was love.

LAtely LA makes me LAzy.
But NY makes me crazy,
so I'll stayzy here
where I'm cozy.

LApdancing with the stars
is not my cup of T,
and I've never spotted Mr. T
and I have never pitied any fool.
That's one reason I'm cool.
Then again, I don't even know what pitying a fool means.
It sounds mean.

What is the point here? That points are pointless.